● In-person tickets: sold out

Well, this is awkward.

Every seat at The Cutting Room for Tuesday, November 17 is spoken for.

But life happens. Sitters cancel, flights get delayed, somebody eats the questionable sushi. If a seat opens up, this list gets first dibs, in the order people signed up.

Get on the cancellation list

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Well, that didn't work. Your spot didn't save. Give it one more try. Still stuck? Email hello@iregretnothingshow.com with your name, phone number and how many seats you want, and we'll add you by hand.

Your full name

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Mobile number

We need a number we can text.

If a seat opens, we text first. Speed wins.

How many seats?

How many seats are you hoping for?

Which seats would you take? Check everything that works. Prices plus a small booking fee.

VIP $125Premium reserved seat, plus the post-show VIP reception with open bar and passed hors d'oeuvres. Preferred $75Reserved seat in the preferred section. General Admission $40Open seating, first come, first served. Honestly? Any seat.Put me anywhere. I'm not picky, I'm just here for Sara.

Pick at least one.

Sitting with, or a guest of optional Joining someone who already has tickets? Tell us who, and we'll try to seat you together.

Everyone in my group is 21 or older. (It's a 21+ show.)

This one's required. It's a 21+ show.

Joining doesn't guarantee a seat or charge you anything. If seats open up, we'll reach out by text and email in sign-up order. If we can't reach you fast, we'll move on to the next person.

You're on the list.

Thank you. You're in line, in order. If a seat opens up for Tuesday, November 17, you'll hear from us by text or email. Keep your phone close.

Know someone else who missed out? Send them this page so they can get in line too.

Can't wait on fate?

Watch it live, from anywhere.

The livestream is still on sale. $20 gets you the whole show, live, from your couch. No sitter required.

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